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Quotes About Dogs

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?- Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, "I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that."- Dave Barry
Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"- Jerry Seinfeld
You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter...."- Jerry Seinfeld
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.- George Bernard Shaw
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.- Snoopy, in You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.- Norman Strung
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.- Bern Williams
A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.- Helen Thomson
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?- Larry Reeb
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.- Charles de Gaulle
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.- Andy Rooney
Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.- Roger Caras
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.- Josh Billings
To err is human, to forgive, canine. - Anonymous