Here are some of the memorable quotes used in the show
- Ally: "Just try to stay calm all right."
Maddie: "Ally I'm calm you‘re the one that called the fire department"
- Maddie: "Do we care for sprinkles?"
Ally: "On no, just frosting would be fine."
Maddie: "And do we want the full 35 candles on top?"
Ally: "Um that‘s funny... funny."
- Ally: "When you do start dating and you‘re spending time with your boyfriend you should try to minimize the obsessing about the old boyfriend."
Maddie: "I‘ll try to remember that."
- Maddie on Mary Ellen‘s death: "I think she checked out during fear factor."
- Imaginary Larry: "I‘m back."
Ally: "What to you mean your back?"
Imaginary Larry: "I was hoping to move in."
Ally: "Move in... move in?"
Imaginary Larry: "Are you thinking about it?"
Maddie: "Why are you talking to the door?"
Ally: "I do that sometimes, I talk to doors, windows, ceilings whatever."
Maddie: "Do they ever talk back?"
Ally: "Now why would I need them to talk back when I have a daughter."
- Maddie: "This is a mistake"
Ally: "You‘re the one who said he was cute."
Maddie: "No I mean your hair. You shouldn‘t go with the big do."
- Maddie: "Victor‘s seen you many times before Ally, he‘s going to think some things up if your hair is neat."
- Ally: "I had a bad dream."
Maddie: "Again?"
Ally: "Please let me sleep in your bed."
Maddie: "Ally you‘ve got to stop doing this."
Ally: "I swear this will be my last time."
Maddie: "You have to go right to sleep"
Ally: "Promise"
- Maddie: "Ally the stork facility may be capable of making mistakes but Bonnie she isn‘t, she anus about stuff like that."
Ally: "I think that you mean anal."
- Maddie: "Why are you crying?"
Ally: "Because you‘re my daughter."
- Maddie: "Marvin broke up with me that should be good news."
Ally: "Hmm, I‘m sorry to hear that."
Maddie: "No you‘re not."
Ally: "Yes I am. Why did he break up with you."
Maddie: "He wanted to have sex... I think just kissing."
Ally: "You‘re ten."
Maddie: "I know."
- Maddie: "French kissing, what is it?"
Ally: "Sorry?"
Maddie: "They‘re talking about French kissing, what is it?"
Ally: "I don‘t want them talking about French kissing."
Victor: "Ally..."
Maddie: "Come on hurry up tell me!"
Ally: "You touch tongues."
Maddie: "Really you stick out your tongues?"
Ally: "No you don‘t stick them you, you just..."
Maddie: "Show me."
Ally: "I am not going to show you."
Maddie: "Give me a demonstration with Victor."
Ally: "I will not."
Maddie: "Come on there could be worse things."
Ally: "Your tongues touch that‘s your explanation now go back to bed. I should not have given her a demonstration."
Victor: "No you should not have given her a demonstration."
Ally: "I‘ll go pour the wine."
- Maddie: "Fine you’re a responsible mom have a cookie."
- Maddie: "I‘m not going, got it!"
Ally: "Just get your pissy little as up and to the breakfast table, now!"
- Ally: "That‘s not the point Maddie."
Maddie: "What is the point...Ally?"
- Ally: "Given that you a prone to point missing Maddie, why don‘t we just setup a fail safe and you check on things with me first okay."
Maddie: "Would that include vomit cause I’m about to puke here."
Ally: "Yes it would apply to vomit."
- Ally: "What you don‘t like it? You know Cheerios are one of the few things I can actually make."
Maddie: "The Cheerios are fine the chatters a little annoying."
Ally: "Sorry. Could I get you some juice?"
Maddie: "Could you? I’m sure you can you look able, may you I‘ll let you know."
- Maddie: "The plumber cooks"
Ally: "Wow."
Maddie: "He likes to cook"
Ally: "You did all this?"
Maddie: "You should be all over him like a blanket."
Ally: "Thank you Maddie, please eat your dinner."
- Maddie: "Are you Allison McBeal?"
Ally: "I am."
Maddie: "Do you like surprises?"
Ally: "I hate them. Am I about to get one?"
Maddie: "Sort of. Do you want it straight up or would you like to sit down?"
Ally: "Hit me."
Maddie: "I‘m your daughter. Did you hear me?"
Ally: "Uh huh, I‘m just waiting for the little fantasy beat to be over... your still standing there."
- Bonnie: "I am talking!"
Maddie: "So am I."
- Maddie to Bonnie: "Could you be anymore demanding?"
- Ally: "A 10 year old daughter doesn‘t just show up at my door and then take a 1 O‘Clock flight."
Maddie: "I‘ll be gone isn‘t that what you want?"
- Maddie: "Can I call you mom?"
Ally: "I don‘t thing I‘ve quite earned that why don‘t we start off with..."
Maddie: "Step thing?"
Ally: "Ally."
Maddie: "Ally."
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