Grey's Anatomy: Season 9
Episode 18

Title: Idle Hands
Episode #: 9.18
Episode: 190
First Air Date: March 21, 2013 (9pm)
Writer: Gabe Llanas
Director: David Greenspan
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Guest Stars:

Music:
Grey's Anatomy Theme: Cosy in the Rocket by Psapp

Quadron "Hey Love"
We see the new Grey Sloan Memorial logo as we push into the new ER.

The Helio Sequence "Open Letter"
Bailey and Mer operate on Madeline. They realize the cancer has progressed beyond being operable.

Houses "Big Light"
Just after Mer has told someone the bad news, three kids from her school show up.

Laura Welsh "Hollow Drum"
Callie and Arizona bond when Callie uses her medical expertise to relieve Arizona's pain.

Neulore "Shadow Of A Man"
Derek tells Shane that Jim needs shaking. Mer arrives and continues worrying about Derek.


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Synopsis:

More positive changes are made by the hospital's new management; Meredith worries about her unborn baby; Alex decides to give Jo's boyfriend a run for his money.

(Preview From ABC)
As the hospital continues to make positive changes under the new management, the doctors begin to realize that owning a hospital comes with its own set of problems and responsibilities. Meanwhile, Meredith worries about the wellbeing of her unborn baby, Callie and Arizona try to get the spark back in their relationship, and Alex gives Jo's new boyfriend a run for his money.


(Recap From ABC)
There's a new hospital logo on the floor, as well as on the sliding coffee sleeves. According to Richard, the latter has excellent thermal retention. The ER is open again, there's a new charting system and everyone, especially Owen, is jazzed to use the hospital's new toy. Okay, it's not really a toy. It's a state-of-art machine that does a full body x-ray in 13 seconds. Grey + Sloan Memorial Hospital is officially open for business. All they need now is juicy trauma to try out their new toy… er… uh… x-ray machine.

April considers breaking up with her boyfriend because he's never been to the carnival. It's metaphor for having sex. In other news, Owen resigns himself to look for a marble Heather stuck up her nose when she was six-years-old. Thankfully, there's been a motorcycle crash. While it's bad news for the biker, it's good news for the docs. They get to use the new toy. It really does take only 13 seconds to diagnose all the patient's problems. Everyone is amazed. Some things are worth the wait. This is something April starts to realize.

Cristina is peeved when a high-functioning moron she used to know gets published in a medical journal. Her fury is put on hold when Dr. Russell asks her to assist on a super cool case. She's bummed to learn that the only reason she was brought onboard is so Russell could pitch her for money for his program. In other news, Bailey wants funding for a human genome mapping lab. Cristina gives it to her if only to tick off Russell and get more cases to work on.

Meredith's patient, Madeline, is a nice woman who has been teaching young kids for 28 years. All that looks like it may be coming to an end once cancer is discovered in her liver. She's terminal. Madeline doesn't have the heart to give her students the news when they come to visit. Eventually, the teacher does come clean to her pupils. She wants them all to help her figure out ways to help their new teacher adjust for the rest of the school year. It's a heartbreaking, courageous scene.

Arizona is wearing high heels! She looks sexy as she models them, but doesn't respond to Callie's attempt to show her just how hot she looks. Nevertheless, plans for intimacy are set up for later in the evening. Callie feels those plans will fall through. It would be par for the course. She finally gets Arizona to let her massage her aching leg. This leads to a second massage at home. This leads to Callie and Arizona finally being able to be intimate with each other.

Alex's young cancer patient has a crush on Jo. His doc can relate. Alex and his young cohort conspire for a series of pranks that has their competition, Chest Pecwell (aka Jason), answering bogus pages all over the hospital. They also get him to yell out things like "I'm here to see Jenny Tailia." Richard gets in on the action to help trick the mark into delivering a sample of his urine to Bailey. When Chest becomes savvy to what's happening, he lets Alex know that he'll take comfort in the fact that he'll be the one with Jo later.

A 16-year-old girl is brought in with severe head trauma. She was hit by a car while out on a bike ride with her father. The distraught dad takes out his frustrations on Shane, who channels his inner-Derek to try to calm the guy down. He fails miserably. Later, Derek has to physically pull the worried dad away from his frightened intern. The guy breaks down in his arms. Derek says it doesn't do any good to worry about the things they don't know yet. This is something he's been telling Meredith. The one thing they do know is their new baby is a boy.