Good Things About Performing A Concert For The Pope

    10. Post-Show party at Vatican City Hooters 9. "You Suck" doesn't sound nearly as bad in Latin

    8. If he likes the show he'll let you break the 3 commandments of your choice

    7. Pope always a good sport about getting hit in the head with a beachball

    6. Cool to see Bishops show up in full KISS Makeup

    5. Standing oviation when you tear up a picture of Sinead O'Connor

    4. Unlike the Dalai Lama, Pope doesn't get impatient during long drum solos

    3. Get to see first hand why they call him "The Stage-Diving Pontiff"

    2. You don't exactly have to compete for groupies

    1. Half the crowd Is loopy on incense

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