Top Ten Reasons why KISS put the makeup back on

    10. Tired of being asked, "Who are you?"

    9. Can't play without it.

    8. Members wanted to see KISS toys in stores around Christmas again.

    7. All action figures would look like Ken doll w/out it.

    6. Ace & Peter actually prefer an audience to play in front of.

    5. Scarier looking w/out makeup then with.

    4. Needed a way to dump that blond drummer.

    3. All a master plan to have another reunion w/non-makeup members.

    2. Midlife crisis.

    1. One Word... Broke!


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