"Fashion Victims"

    Nothing becomes between Ridge & his Calvins,
    Unless she smiles like Taylor & sizzles like Brooke.
    More trying than deciding which new hem line wins,
    Blonde vixen or raphaelite girl from a romance book,
    Maybe the house of Forrester could design a town.

    Macy want desperatly to shop at Baby Gap,
    All Grant wants to do is make Thorne go away.
    Her ex is as important as Milan on her fashion map,
    Thorne is dazzling coutoure & Grant's afraid she'll stray.
    Grant doesn't know he's pushing her into his trap.

    Less subtle than a Versace saftey pin gown,
    Lauren enraptured & endured until she got her man.
    Eric chose her lipstick red mane over Stephanie's endless frown.
    James consolled her, though the kiss wasn't part of the plan.
    Sheila's mind is stuck in an asymetrical trend & she'll bring Steph down.

    Amber had always looked like some brit underground confection,
    Until she became a babysitter in the heart of Beverly Hills.
    Rick was young, an innocent rebel, open to affection.
    At first he was just a diversion to keep her out of the textile mills,
    Now the money doesn't matter, she's lost in her emotion