Do you take your coffee with sugar and cream darling?
Asks a maid of the love of her life,
He's too busy watching the mustache pulling strings,
To ever notice his long dead wife.

If you feel like dancing here's your chance to switch,
He gave his assistant a twirl and his wife's ex-step mom a dip,
She's also tangled with an ex and felt the seven year itch,
In ninety days will they salsa back to each others lips?

He's like a broken record playing again and again
Forget Naomi, Cindy or Tyra and those Hawaiian Islands
Try barefoot, dinner at five and no posing on the Seine
Caught between era's they'll lose the gold bands