Patients cured in the best of hands

Our interns can meet any demands

Rex the psycho is locked away

Though he'll probably escape one day

Chris'll do anything to get his way

He may end up the star of a Hamlet play

Amour is the thing for Karen & Joe

Romantic Kevin is Lucy's beau

Lolita Lark lusts after Jake & Frank

Even Julie won't fall for her pranks

Scotty dreams of Apples

And Eve