Did you ever hear the one about the rich man's son?
Since mom's affair there's been no time for fun.
Blind for a minute, he took in a waif & her stray,
He knew daddy's plot to take sis' baby away,
Baby brother's lost, could his nephew be the one?

What about that nasty diva from the hood?
Ever since arriving her motives haven't been good.
She's obsessing over that lifeguard with the dentyne smile,
Too bad a hot shot reporter has more style,
Do some blisters mean more than they should?

How about that British set of double mint twins?
Good is tormented by evil's many sins.
Dorthy from Kansas met good online,
Like the scarecrow she may get a brain in time,
Before good goes asunder & Mr.Evil wins.

Who is that cop with the wandering eye?
His pretty fiance wanted to give it a try.
Until her sis came along & messed it all up,
Turns out she was never that corrupt.
Now, about that brother, are his vows a lie?