Ashton Kutcher Quotes

"I handed Ashton his [butt] on a plate. He was on The Andy Dick Show twice before he got offered his own show. There's nothing to be jealous of with Ashton. He's a pretty boy; I'm a funny boy. He just screams at the camera, basically. The funny part [of Punk'd] is all the people around him -- they're the funny ones." -- ANDY DICK vs. Ashton Kutcher

"In between scenes, we go up and play Nintendo 64. We just all hang out and have a good time." - On his experience with James Van Der Beek and Rachael Leigh Cook on the set of Texas Rangers (2000).

"I think he's got [guts] for saying what he said. People get way too worked up about that stuff instead of just enjoying it." - On rapper Eminem and his music

"I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill."

"I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working."

"I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still."

[on his experience with James Van Der Beek and Rachael Leigh Cook on the set of Texas Rangers (2001)] In between scenes, we go up and play Nintendo 64. We just all hang out and have a good time.

[on rapper Eminem and his music] I think he's got [guts] for saying what he said. People get way too worked up about that stuff instead of just enjoying it.

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.

I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working.

I don't believe that old cliché that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.

I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

[on is reputation for being a free spirit] I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.

Modelling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that.

[on his movie The Butterfly Effect (2004)] I thought that it was a fantastic metaphor for life, and pretty enlightening. And I appreciated the opportunity to play a character that's blind to the trauma that takes place in his life. The violence that is in the movie I thought was a fantastic metaphor for how blind we are as a society, and as a people, to the things that actually do happen on a day-to-day basis, and how we kind of just block them out. And whether it be through our media or whatever, we go, "Oh, it's not happening in my world, so it's not happening". In the movie there's a great representation of the violence with the kids, and the pedophilia, and these kind of things that the guys could have taken the easy road, and kind of squeamishly cut around, but they weren't afraid of it.

Looks fade. Don't get too attached.